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you may call me markus..its not really my name..born and raised in LonDon, EngLand and i don't have a british accent..i am Filipino, yes shocking isn't it..i even smoke but i have rights too, if all the smokers stopped-how much would your taxes go up eh? i have the mentality of "same shit, different day" & i let life pass me by..Blasé as some say..if it ain't broke, don't try fix it and if it don't kill you, it only makes you stronger..if you look up and see the images and think i'm vain or self obsessed then you are more ignorant than i thought..my images are for my amusement..don't like them..scroll down..

this journal is me and is the closest i get to therapy, it's an expression through touch..OK You're an idiot, i been told i'm moody and stubborn but its not me..everyone is just being difficult..i have a love for music, hip hop mainly but it does vary, from trance to ben e. king..i dunno what it is but the urge to position soft toys in sexual positions is overwhelming, i'm young and immature - what's your excuse?

i believe in many things, love..fate..trust..but to give up on love is worst thing you can put your heart through..to cheat on your other half, to cause them pain unparallel is to leave karma a calling card..to dream too long may mean you'll never wake up but every "no" is one step closer to a "Yes", don't give up..i believe in two types of friends, those who can make you smile during your saddest moments and those who feel your pain but stay strong for the both of you..

its all a bit random

i hate being in restaurants where loud music is played..especially if its loud SHIT music..i've always wondered, why is the alphabet arranged that way..is it cuz of the song? did you know if your neck circumference is 17ins+ (16ins+ for women)..then chances are, you SNORE..loud..i should know, im 17 half..did you also know if you fill a bath with alcohol and lay in it, your body would suck up the alcy and you'd die of blood poisoning..either that or you'll stink like a tramp..i once read in a public toilet "sometimes i come here to sit and think..instead i come here to shit and stink.."

ok apart from the swearing/rudeness and child like attitude to life, there are things that i do take seriously and there are other sides to me that few people get to see..i'm more than you think but by no means perfect and if i seem strange to you, what makes you so normal?

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an update! [8:10pm on Sunday, Oct 28th]
well look who it is...its me! it doesn't seem so long ago that i posted my last entry about my sister's wedding but that was back in June! so whats been happening in the wonderful world of mark?

work related:
moved our london office just down the road..3 days to sort out 5 floors of computers & phones
moved our manchester office..2 days to sort that one
got a pay raise at work `:o)
got promotion and another pay raise - yep two raises in as many months `:oD i can finally buy me some clothes
i have a junior sysadmin who i'm training/shouting at
why do all the fit girls lie on their CVs/resumes?

outside of work:
living alone is so boring, all my house mates where away for 2 months..yep, i walked around my house naked..it was cold..
went to german to see my cousin's family, was awesome being an even bigger kid then i already am!
i'm an uncle, my sister (who just got married) had a baby boy, 6lbs 6oz..his names are.."oi".."baby".."sshh..stop crying".."ok..stop crying".."mik mik"..and "miguel"
apparently i'm meant to be looking for a new place to live..step one, get her to look
my auntie has been staying at my moms place for the last month - what do you say to someone who can't speak english?

this whole livejournal snapshot thing is wicked..WHEN IT WORKS! anyone know how to turn this bitch off? this stupid icon->

so thats the wonderful world of mark..yep all 5 lines of it..

next update..something exciting..
14 pieces of chicken | feed me

something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue [7:49pm on Saturday, Jun 23rd]
my sister got married! yep that is my sister - i haven't really spoken her about her on this so yea, this is my sister and her husband Grant..it was a couple weeks back but haven't had a chance to share the good news..wedding was pretty low key and was mainly our family's side and my sisters friends..i think a few of us were getting fucked by the whole "this wasn't done...go do this..go get that..go do this..hurry up.. or maybe it just me `:oT



the weather bright and sunny, the exchanging of vows was pretty awesome, you could see everyone was getting teary eyed and the picture taking came out in full force..oodles and oodles of pictures! sadly, i'm only allowed to show the ones that EVERYONE in the picture likes..which aint many..as a treat you get to see me in a suit!

in side here )

my cousin's daughters where there, the last time i saw one of em was when she was like 1 years old - and boy did she cried back then `:oD she's so adorable tho..i asked to her "you gonna miss me then?" and she replied "yepp" and then she ran away...or i'd be sitting there watching tv with my elbows on my knees and she squeeze/bear hug my head..and thats her little sister, yea shes hiding acorns in her cheeks

i said the most amazing speech...ever..it was like totally up there with quotes from when harry met sally and notebook

*cling, cling, cling
"to Marianne and Grant..cheers"

i know, i am awesome..have a fun weekend people
7 pieces of chicken | feed me

protests! [4:04pm on Thursday, Jun 21st]
something random...

the other day, it was me and a mate from work and there was this protest:

http://www.disabled-world.com/bbs/webbbs_config.pl/noframes/read/5247

"there's only one disabled person in a wheel chair there?"
"yea i know, the rest of em couldn't find parking spaces"
feed me

[9:06pm on Thursday, Mar 29th]
my cable tv has been broken for the last 2 days `:o(

http://uk.current.com/
1 piece of chicken | feed me

[12:43pm on Thursday, Feb 22nd]
did you know: - my alarm clock can automatically sets it own time..now beat that! see the other week i had to change batteries and i was feeling too lazy to set reset the time, date and alarm, i just did my usual super human ability of willing myself to wake up at a certain time, which sometimes works and other times, i just wake up swearing and rushing to get ready but yea to my own amazement, i got up and the time had already sync'ed somehow!! ashame it can't sync or remember the alarm settings..i even tested it the next day by taking out the batteries again and seeing if it would re-sync the time - and it did!! now how many of your alarm clocks can do that huh?

it was chinese new year celebrations at my place the other day..apparently the local university gave one of the house mates money to buy a shed load of food and to invite the chinese contingency over to our place..it was the usual..sitting around for 3 hours making dumplings..dough, meat, wet, crease, folder, done..oh and the conversation was..was..was pretty dry..seeing as language barrier was a big a fat wall called china *shrungs..it happens but all in all was a good evening tho, our german house mate did he usual trying to get everyone red faced drunk and yep, he was the first off his rocker..supposedly it was meant to be 60+ people coming, turned out to be about 16 in total - big surprise `:oD

in other news (yea boring work) our senior sysadmin is leaving, moving to the other side where the grass is greener and the money is more..the life of a sysadmin is never really done and i said to him "dude, when you leave, everything is gonna go tits up!" and his reply was "don't worry, there is plenty of time to pass down the knowledge" regardless it will prob go tits up anyhow..pretty annoyed he's leaving but it was only a matter of time, i could see it and it's point in my life i don't really wanna see..knowing me, i'd prob just take it on the chin and plus i can't be arsed to job hunt..ever!

for the last week i've been off from work..however im still on the fucking sms list who get alerts when servers are down! i get a txt msg when our important servers get kicked of the tinternet and the few amount of times i get that txt, get to computer, vpn in and have a look at the server and all the sites are already back up, few minutes later i get the txt alert saying the server is back up - its gonna get to a point where im gonna end up ignoring it! but apart from that, this week as been good to me, catching up with the family and neighbours

until next time, play safe `:oD
9 pieces of chicken | feed me

2007 [3:05am on Tuesday, Jan 2nd]
so it's 2007 `:oT still feels like 1999 and this is what welcomed me to the new year:


Hosted by ImgDump.net


that was the front of my house..under the bricks are the remains of mine and our neighbour's front gates and wall thingy..i don't actually know what happened, if it was the wind or some drunk fucker or even me - thinking i can hurt bricks but yea, our neighbour knocked on our door and i did the whole "happy new year!! how was your night out?...holy shit!!" a part of me wanted to ask "did you just do that?" but she was a lil dainty to do even harm a wall..plus my land lord is out of england so he can't fix it

so our family christmas lunch was a lil strange plus annoying to say the least this year seeing as the middle sister wasn't there(yes i have a sister - two in fact)..oohh..i didn't mention before, my sister (marianne) and he bf (grant) recently went to south africa..they were going to start their new life together in sa rather than in uk, marianne spoke to all of her friends - those close and those not so close friends and she dropped the news that they'd prob never see eachother ever again, apparently there were tears, a lot of emotions and the whole "i'm sorry that our friendship didn't work out as i'd hope..blah blah"..i took it upon myself to give em some comforting words of advice, seeing as i am so worldly and stuff *wink..it took 3 days of straight talking for them to decide that they will no longer start their new life in sa `:oD mission accomplished baby!! so yea, now when marianne gets back to the uk, shes prob gotta call up her friends again and tell em the good news lol

anyway back to the christmas lunch..well the other sister (maria - yes everyone in our family is "mar" you-couldn't-make-this-shit-up!) brought one of her church friends to our place..now maria moved out of my mother's house to accommodate her church friends who would often came over, to sing and dance, all hours of the day..yep maria is a born again christian and is very religious person..she preaches the gospel to me and does try to force her ideology onto me

so we're about to break bread and maria's friend requests that he would like to say a prayer and thank God for the food etc..and i could not for the life of me keep a straight face, i wanted to laugh..i wanted laugh out loud..plus he couldn't see me as his eyes were closed..usually i'd grin and marianne would see that and would usually bus out laughing before me but yea if its family its aight but if its random strangers then its just plain rude

didn't end either - he later started preaching..now for all you people who really hate religious people getting up in your face and constantly preaching and you prob think they're all crazy..don't automatically turn off..i'm not condoling their actions, i do find it annoying and it does make me wanna argue and yes at times it does really fuck me off, i do disagree that you shouldn't push your own religious views onto others but i do understand..after about an hour of him preaching i did say one thing that did make him stop, i think he realised that he can't save everyone

at the time i couldn't think of a good enough analogy as im not that quick on my feet but i compared his preaching to teaching a kid how to tie his/her's shoe lace..when you teach a kid how to tie their own shoe lace for the first time and they are so happy they can now finally do it on their own, its something they will take with them forever and that feeling that you get of helping is immeasurable..now if you can give that same feeling to all your friends, family and even random strangers (in this case via God), that same feeling is tripled

so the next time you meet a crazy christian, just think of that, try not to bash them but just understand what they are trying to do

have a great new year everyone
2 pieces of chicken | feed me

barcelona [11:20pm on Saturday, Dec 2nd]
barcelona was sO awesome and i couldn't ask for better company `:oD i still do think it was sort lived, it was pretty much 1 day holiday, leave thursday afternoon, get there thursday evening & go out, go out on friday day and catch a flight on saturday midday and back in UK mid afternoon `:oT

first night was great, our hotel had a swimming pool on the roof but yea was a lil cold for that..we found this wicked lil cafe by the bar we were meant to meet up at..the tapas was mouth wateringly delicious and i reckon i could easily blown all my stupid euros on just that!! we went to "The Black Sheep" click here, here still not too sure what type of theme the bar was it was like built into a cave/castle/piece of shit old building with stone flooring and wooden rafters - if there was a viking bar it would prob be something like that, there was as fussball table and a pool table and was overly crowded, i would say there were loads of tourists there so its kinda cheating but was good priced beer a lot of laughs and huge great pitchers!! it was pretty packed and our 90+ strong crew of staff didn't seem to make much of a dent - altho there was one instance where the bar staff told us to keep it down a little..

a few of us left early at like 2:30am cuz we were all pretty much wasted..i was whoopped on the sangria and the rest just wanted to stay behind a try and score with the manchester bird - nicola; i think everyone fell in love with her that night..yea i'm still annoyed i didn't get to speak to her that much cuz we got on really really well when she first came to london a few months ago..got back to the hotel and just chilled with a few friends, my room mate stumbled in at like 4pm

story was that when a bunch of them came back to the hotel in the hours of the morning, they sat around for a bit in the lobby and met a bunch of others who were going out haha

next day started too early but i just didnt wanna miss breakfast, i was still feeling like crap - i didn't even shower, i just put on a hoodie and a hat and went down to eat cuz i knew they'd stop serving..and from the looks of it A LOT of other people did the same - everyone looked shittie and sounded shittie..i did shower when i got back to my room tho..couple of the girls when on their shopping spree and me and a couple other did the tourist and arty farty track..man, i've never been more immersed in an art installation than when i was at this place

it was small for an art museum but i did find it fucking cool..we later went to Temple of the Sagrada Familia here, what really fucked me off was it was half being restored so there was cranes and scaffolding and crap everywhere!!! there's a lift which goes up to 60m and you can walk the extra 30m up and you can either take the lift back down or walk..there's all these signs in a multitude of languages "do NOT go if suffer from vertigo, small spaces etc" - LISTEN TO THEM!! i'm scared of heights..the width of the stairs going up those spirals is about 30" inch wide, which at first didn't annoy me cuz i thought it would be different coming down..it wasn't..the however many steps from the top to the bottom was ridiculous - and the view..i don't even know!! those holes on the sides of the spirals, they face downwards `:oT also walking down is this spiral..which had ONE guide rail on the left and nothing on the other!! oh yes i was shitting myself!!

later that evening we headed to the restaurant for our company meal, it was at Marina Moncho's, we were told, e-mailed, reminded and even texted that the meal was at 7pm..can you guess what time me and about 10 others came in? couple of us got text messages with "where the bloody hell are you?" so yea, we strolled in at 9:20pm just smiling at everyone, few had started but everyone seemed to be happy and we weren't even the last ones there!!! the manchester office came about 20mins after us..so yea, everything was dandy..starters, was again like 7 varieties of tapas - my taste buds were going crazy, it really was sO goooooood, those mini meals of goodness are amazing..it was a ashame tho that the main meal itself was a bit bland..we had paella - mixed, seafood and veg...i cained my mixed paella..then had someone else's seafood paella then i realised that they both tasted as bland and boring as each other `:oT but hey i still ate it..i kept freaking out kate cuz we had some squid and i'd be biting or cuting off the little sucker and chewing on em or puttin em on my tongue and showing her `:o) she's not a big fan of squid and she kept proding he cutlet and complaining that "food shouldn't bounce like that!! its wrong!! its just wrong!"

a few pictures under the cut, not all of mine but a mix of various work cameras..renames have been replaced with nicks

barcelona pictures )
9 pieces of chicken | feed me

white and nerdy [7:56pm on Friday, Nov 10th]


this shit cracks me up!

i'm alive..things are ok, im going barcelona next week with work, should be fun - i will of couse post pics everyone being drunktards - it's a london thing

i've stumbled upon 3 blogs which are all written by co-workers haha
5 pieces of chicken | feed me

Avenue Q [8:34pm on Sunday, Oct 8th]
so there's this new dude who has just moved into our place about 1 week ago..and already i wanna pack up my shit and leave..like the other night he put some food in the oven and set the temp to the highest and i said to him "dude, your food will burn if you put that high", he looked at me all confused or was it he looked at me like i was stupid..i don't get, does he think if its hotter it will cook faster? its like those who bash their keyboard thinking in doing so, the letters will appear just that little bit faster on-screen or will magically make them type faster..but hey, its still early days, i'm sure he'll grow on me



Avenue Q is awesome..ok maybe not as awesome as i wanted it to be but good enough..so if you like rude adult humour you'll prob piss yourself at this one..of course it does go a lil bit deeper than just porno..and for those who have seen it, this may interest you

http://www.yousendit.com/download/lyCjIiwIYZc%3D

and the girl selling the CDs outside the theatre said you could never find these tracks on the tinernet - shes prob only ever used the internet to look for porn (you'll only get that if you've seen the show)..if you want them re-upped do let me know..i like the track "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist" and "Mix Tape" and of course "You Can Be As Loud as the Hell You Want" lol..i thought the bird who played Kate Monster was amazing!! her acting was..was just so real, just the emotion and mannerisms were great..yea, she was very pretty too..check out my awesome seats - Royal Circle A13-14!!!

http://www.delfontmackintosh.co.uk/i/seating-plans/noelcoward.pdf

so yea go go go and book your tickets!! http://tickets.delfont-mackintosh.com/ShowDatesCombo.aspx




for you World of Warcraft kids out there, you may have seen this already but everyone else:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q2Ql8akmWiE
9 pieces of chicken | feed me

eat da crab [3:51pm on Saturday, Sep 30th]




so i've found out what my favourite word is.."buffet"..my friend took me to this filipino buffet and from the image above it's actually called "Blessing Buffet", how fobby is that? they serve good food and i most will go there if ever i'm in east, what made me laugh was the breakfast menu:





"fried chicken!!" `:oP i've eaten there twice now and both times i was pretty damm full for such a cheap price, check em out if you're ever in the area watching West Ham play football - http://blessing-buffet.co.uk




just a few weeks ago i got a better insight into parenting, way different from the usual baby sitting i've done in the past or just looking after friends of the family's kids, this one was like..like..i dunno..just different..a good different..i could totally give up everything, the infancy of my career path, my non-existent social life, even my not so close friends..but then she started crying and thought aahh shit fuck this!! kidding!!! she's adorable, this is Caitlyn and her mother Charlotte..the blur is me (yes she is pushing her bottom lip out cuz me and her were pulling faces at eachother)


she says - uuuumm
moody
i was trying to look cool instead looked like a tit


she's just two years old, when she was drinking juice and she spilt it and she says "oh no..mess mess"..she runs away to get the box of wet wipes, brings the box back to the table, presses the button and takes ONE, not even a load of them at once but just one wet wipe and she begins shining the table top and floor of where she spilt her juice, how cute is that!! she randomly says "bia bia" in her little munchkin voice to people in the street as they walk by..its cute




as there is no universal moral code that should dictate human behaviour, this gay guy at work walks in with his hands in the air and says "hi..any takers..you maybe?...maybe you? any takers.......because i'm giving", i almost fell off my seat laughing..also stuff like this, makes me laugh..enjoy



btw - Avenue Q rocks, will give details next entry
13 pieces of chicken | feed me

[2:48pm on Sunday, Aug 13th]
i haven't updated in recent weeks/months because it all seems to revolve around work, who gets fired and who gets fired and yea..who gets fired..an yea it still bugs me..so anyway i took a week off just to kick back and fuck me i wish it was longer, i was so monged out, that i even had to call up just to confirm what day i was meant to come back

i was at a friend's place and i was showing his younger bro where i get my nerdy t-shirts from - (spread shirt, j!nX and thinkgeek if you really wanted to know) and trust me, hours of fun, there was one in particular that even made, an ex-alter boy of the church, cry with laughter..i even heard him fart `:o) so yea, if you find religious icons depicted in a blasphemy way, then do not click the link..and for those who have already been corrupted by the virtual world called the inter.net then this is more your thing: http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=283 this ex-alter boy also made a pink fitted t-shirt with "fcuk gays" and "in the arse" in bracket below it...AND...on the lower back it said "free sample"

showed the wealth of content available to download off Newsgroups and the speed one could obtain such content, she seemed pretty happy with it and maybe i can get movies off her now - USENET is a privilege, not a right..get googling

so our shower has finally been fixed, the freaking shower head had broke..kinda..i like to shower with the setting where its wide - like a spray..but for some weird arse reason (3th time now) its permanently set to that 3-beam-stream of what they call Power Shower, now the pressure that the water was under - is enough to strip paint off metal, i shit you not..and i don't like it..seemed nobody told landlord until i did..but maybe its cuz i live with all girls and Mr Shower head was rocking someone's world..

i even got time to watch some long awaited movies:
District 13 - action packed jumping, i got annoyed cuz it was in french so i found a dubbed version so now i have both
Hard Candy - was actually really good, even tho i fell asleep
Lucky Number Slevin - head fuck, im really surprised it didn't do too well in the cinemas

now back to work `:oP if you didn't know, end of last month was SysAdmin Day..also known as "SAD"..we got a card but this was the best line of the day:

[Developer]: do you feel special?
[Sysadmin]: yep, sure do
[Developer]: you look special too





while that was sent to us from work, this was sent to in an e-mail with the subject line, What would you do if you walked into your server room and she was there?

don't be a penis and say "that would NEVER happen, server rooms are designed to be kept cool"
8 pieces of chicken | feed me

[9:18pm on Thursday, Jun 1st]
did you know:
there are .museum generic top-level domains(gTLD)? translation: http://www.about.museum/ works as a URL - i just found out 2day


because i live a simple life of - wake up, poop, eat, go to work, come home, cook, eat, sleep - days turn into weeks and weeks into months of the same shit different day routine, so i'll leave you with some wise words from a fat friend between him and his bird

girl: look at you mr piggie 'who ate all the pies'
dude: yea so, im a fat cunt, if you don't like it, go find yourself a skinny boyfriend
girl: aawww i was only joking!! love you really
dude: that's what i thought..now kiss my belly
3 pieces of chicken | feed me

nag nag [10:44am on Sunday, May 14th]
just a quick nerdy one..if you have turned your computer on and you get:






then you might wanna:
hit ctrl+alt+del for task manager
end wgatray.exe process in task manager
delete wgatray.exe from c:\windows\system32
delete wgatray.exe from c:\windows\system32\dllcache (if you cant see this folder type it in the address bar)
start -> run -> "regedit"
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon\Notify
delete the folder "wgalogon" (that inculdes anything within that folder)
reboot windows xp
sorted, also get: Windows.Genuine.Advantage.Validation.v1.5.526.0.CRACKED-ETH0




im doing fine if you are wondering..weather is bright and sunny and is good for lazying around the park for lunch `:o) seems more and more people are walking around barefoot at work now..over grown toe nails, out of shape toe nails, blood under the toenail, almost like they played football barefoot and toe punted the ball, which bent their toe nail and caused a rupture of a vain..nasty huh? whats even worst, someone might be gettin off at that!

hehe `:oD
4 pieces of chicken | feed me

googol [8:20pm on Sunday, Feb 26th]
look look its a google mini!!!



how cool is that? well not very, its lost its novelty already..or maybe cuz i was pissed off cuz my first question was: "how the fuck do you open it?" and the answer is..ya can't..there's some weird arse screws that you can't remove unless you get a hacksaw and cut it up..an yes i like to know what brand of hard drive they are using, if its software raid or if its got its own raid controller, i like to know what mobo they're using..shit..i just wnated to open it..and i wasn't too impressed with the cheap looking rubber matting that covered the top:

  

but hey, its not how it looks, its how it works..autonomy > google `;oP

i was off for 3 days and this is my mail box, nice huh..



if you have an ipood nano, would you get one of these? http://www.tunebuckle.com/ or even one of these http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2006/01/atech_ilounge_t.html
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if i say lol, it means i have nothing better to say [11:04am on Tuesday, Feb 21st]
holy crap, the month of february is pretty crazy with card signing!! at work there have been 8 birthdays, including mine! and if you forgot, you can piss off..no really, i was kidding..and those who didn't `:oD thanks!!! theres an office junior at work and told "because its you brithday, you get to have cake..but because you're the office junior, you have to go and buy it yourself..heres my credit card" - thats a lil sad init...its funny how if the card signing starts at the other offices, its all sweet, cute with mushy mini comments and stuff, like "i love working with you!!", "i hope you never leave!!!" blah blah fucking blah..and its totally different if it starts at our office..theres a certain group of people who tend to sign it other people's names and we leave rude/funny/personal but still ultimately rude comments..the common one for the girls is:
"i heard you're a bit of a goer..fancy a shag? love nittin xxx"
"i think you're really sweet...fancy taking it up the butt? love nittin xxx"

and for the dudes its just as good:
"i want to lick your bald head all night long..then you can lick mine...love nittin xxx"
"i want you to suck my love love pump..love nittin xxx"
"im not one to listen to office gossip, but i heard you bummed [male member of staff], wanna do me? love nittin xxx"

but the best one that got the other office really shocked, was when it was the ceo's birthday and "somebody" wrote "pay me more money you bitch..love nittin xxx"

of course it wasn't meant to offend and everyone takes it as a joke, so no harm no foul right? maybe there are those who really take it to heart, maybe there are those who really do feel invaded by some of the comments, maybe there are those who feel humiliated as they know that everyone in the company has read it...*[shrungs] fuck em..

lol
2 pieces of chicken | feed me

nerdy computer post [9:45pm on Monday, Jan 2nd]
my favour words "i'm gonna install potato shop and homeshite"

hhooooo yea, there's roughly:
1,024KB in 1MB
1,024MB in 1GB
1,024GB in 1TB (terabyte)
1,024TB in 1PB (petabytpe)



now thats a lot of disk space to play with huh..i wonder how many site Ops would like access to that?

what is less? )
other than the joy of picking names, my new fad is stickers, i came in the other day and someone made a text label saying "all work and no play makes mark a dull boy" and "mark sucks cock for money" yea, they really do respect me there don't they..my recent stickers i've stuck on someone monitor was a bondage sticker and "Obessive-Compulsive Disorder" (OCD) business card, i was tryin to look for drug rehab cards too but i can't find em anywhere!!

our director says to us:
"i've been sitting with you guys for a few months now and you know what, my social skills have decreased, i've become even more fucking rude!! i've stopped answering my phone polity and im like -'what do you want now huh?...im busy..no i can't fix it' BUT my linux skills, they have increased!! i can use vi, i know how to grep and | (pipe) and more...soon i'll be wearing fucked up clothes like mark -'i steal music..' or mike's 'i 0Wn j00' t-shirts...Windows, it is SHIT!!! oh yea, did i tell you, i can SSH from my phone, its cool init!"

i guess when it comes to that point where you want to have the ability to SSH from your phone, then yes, you are a nerd..i wish i could do that `:o(





in other news...i got a NEW CHAiR!!! its one of those wire-mesh-ergonomic office chairs, i love it, sO comfy - you can lean back so far its amazing..its even gone to the point where im leaning back so far i now have my keyboard on my lap, i also moved to a new desk with more kit..i how have 2 desks and 3 mini filing cabinets for all my crap..i now have 3 monitors `:oD

have fun at work people, its a new year..new beginnings
4 pieces of chicken | feed me

nightmare before christmas [8:29pm on Sunday, Dec 11th]
[ mood | angry ]

today started off really great, i got a crimbo card from the cute student nurses next door, how sweet is that? but the rest..it has been a really fucking bad fucking day! yes FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!

why? )

13 pieces of chicken | feed me

paris [11:22pm on Saturday, Dec 3rd]
yea so i decided to stay at my current employer and as of my last post - 1 person left, 2 people were told to leave, the one who left was another sys admin, the other was a PA and the other was a designer - SHOCKING isn't it!!



so i was in Paris the other weekend for a company trip/company crimbo celebration and it was fucking awesome!! im assuming everyone else across the world would probably go there for a romantic/dirty weekend and visit the sites and experience paris as a loving place..but nah..we did the whole british thing and its prob the worst reason to go paris..we went there to get pisted up!!! we all got too drunk and messy `:oT we were told in an e-mail "alcohol is not permitted on the Euro star, they may refuse you to board - DO NOT BRING ANY!!" like serious shit so what everyone did, was wrapped up a couple of bottles of wine, whisky and bottles of beer in christmas wrapping paper..most def, works a treat `:oD


on to the pics )

merry christmas everyone!!
9 pieces of chicken | feed me

another one bites the dust.. [10:55pm on Monday, Oct 31st]
you never guess what..well, seeing it concerns work, it's prob the second thing that comes to mind..my line manager got fired today!! and to think, he was thinking of buying a new house..it wasn't no 3 strikes and you're out - more like "you aint working hard enough, you're out"..now off the top of my head, there has been 8 people to leave/fired (including the two from the 03092005 entry) and one of the remaining sysadmin will be leaving at the end of the month and guess what - he asked me to join him at his new company!! its a completely different sector and i don't know what do do!!!! right now i LOVE the media world and the relaxed environment

i like:
how i can come in late and no one is on my case,
how i can have a fair amount of cigarette breaks,
how i get to wear shit clothes and no one batters an eyelid,
how i can come in and make a bowl of cereal and eat at my desk in the morning,
how music is played throughout the day even when you're on the phone,
how i can joke around with the technical directors and call em "knob heads" and "bell ends" and they don't take it to offense,
how we have a pool table in our office,
how we name our web servers, backup servers funny names (i'll explain this one day - it really does deserve its own entry),
how i can have items sent to work (yes we do that, one of the sys admin ordered an oscilloscope - oh yes WTF for? i unno),
how theres no office politics bullshit (yea, people who get sent home to wearing the wrong colour shirt)
my messy desk

altho those are only the good things, there are bad things to but not really enough to make me want to leave (on my own accord of course), this new job is for some software company and it sounds all corporate and shit and its based in the city (right now im based in the west end) and i'm not really feeling suits and ties and shit, the whole formal thing - but in terms of career development and learning curve of sys admin, its most def worth considering..and after hearing from a young professional who's in a corp environment - she wants to move to the media division of her company, it makes me re-think again..then i re-think it all over and i might just have to suck it up, deal with wearing formal shit 24, working in a corp environment and being serious `:o(

and then again i've got the rest of my life to be mature..why start now?
8 pieces of chicken | feed me

shamo [9:56pm on Wednesday, Oct 26th]
[ music | black eyed peas - my humps ]

anyone seen those new marlbro light boxes that look like a huge lighter?? i think they look freaky cool, the r&d and marketing dept did a good job i reckon..









so anyways, work is...aarrrrggghhh...work is work - i'll write no more about it, seems all my entries are about work, its like all i do but then again i do have a simple life..can you believe i actually did something this weekend!!!! oh yes and it didn't include my washing/food shopping..it was a friend's birthday, i was totally expecting it to be really, really dry & boring and i was probably gonna have to pretend i was having a good time and even force a couple "OOHH MY GOSH!!! HOW ARE YOU!!!!" and couple fakes smiles here and there but you know what...i really did enjoy myself!!! we went karaoke..and yes i did sing..well tried to - and i wasn't even drunk..i ordered some crap pizza that tasted like...like crap but hey, the night was good and the company was even better..we went to some random bar to get hammered

onto the pics )




im going paris!!!! with work!!! more news on that once i get more news..oh and i really have to show this quick quiz that was sent to sysadmin from one of the technical directors, as the address says - holymoly yo!!!

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/personality.html

fucking genius!!! take care now `:oD
12 pieces of chicken | feed me

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